2026 Monkey Knife Fight Ride Entry – The Ultimate Gravel Gauntlet!

Are you tough enough to tame the beast? Bid now for a coveted entry to the 2026 Monkey Knife Fight, Pennsylvania’s most notorious gravel ride through the steep, dirty hills of the Lehigh Valley.

 What You’re Getting:

• One guaranteed entry to the 2026 Monkey Knife Fight ride.
• Your choice of any route, from brutal to downright sadistic.
• Entry into the Sponsorific, Swagtastic, Raffle Party post-ride.
• The chance to suffer gloriously.

 Why You Want This:

• Legendary climbs like Bull Road and Goat Hill.
• Mixed terrain madness: pavement, dirt, gravel, and grit.
• A community of riders who laugh in the face of pain—and then share beers afterward.
• Bragging rights for life. Seriously.

 Fine Print:

• Date April 11, 2026.
• Held in Trexlertown, PA, starting at the Valley Preferred Cycling Center.
• This is a non-transferable, non-refundable entry, because MKF doesn’t do easy outs.

Contact info for registration will be emailed to winner after payment.