2026 Monkey Knife Fight Ride Entry – The Ultimate Gravel Gauntlet!
Regular price$100.00
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Are you tough enough to tame the beast? Bid now for a coveted entry to the 2026 Monkey Knife Fight, Pennsylvania’s most notorious gravel ride through the steep, dirty hills of the Lehigh Valley.
What You’re Getting:
- One guaranteed entry to the 2026 Monkey Knife Fight ride.
- Your choice of any route, from brutal to downright sadistic.
- Entry into the Sponsorific, Swagtastic, Raffle Party post-ride.
- The chance to suffer gloriously.
Why You Want This:
- Legendary climbs like Bull Road and Goat Hill.
- Mixed terrain madness: pavement, dirt, gravel, and grit.
- A community of riders who laugh in the face of pain—and then share beers afterward.
- Bragging rights for life. Seriously.
Fine Print:
- Date April 11, 2026.
- Held in Trexlertown, PA, starting at the Valley Preferred Cycling Center.
- This is a non-transferable, non-refundable entry, because MKF doesn’t do easy outs.
Contact info for registration will be emailed to winner after payment.
- Free worldwide shipping
